Jokes

JOKES, JOKES AND JOKES




1.Which month has 28 days?

2.Why did the boy bury his flashlight?

3.If a man was born in Italy, went to America and died in San Francisco, what would he be?

4.What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of letters?

5.Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

6.What did the traffic lights say to the car?

7.What's worse than finding a maggot in an apple?

8.I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?

9.Which bus crossed the ocean?

10.Why do witches have brooms?

11.How do you count a herd of cattle?

12.What animal can jump higher than a house?

13.How do you cut the ocean in half?

14.A man was injected with a deadly poison, but it did not kill him. Why?

15.An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.



The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."



The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

16.Why are Saturday and Sunday strong days?

17.Man: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God: "So you would love her."

Man: "But God, why did you make her so dumb?"

God: "So she would love you."